1. Santa has seen your Facebook pictures. You’re getting clothes for Christmas.

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  2. I’m going to set up Occupy Wall Street signs all over the local movie theatres, so the police will beat and arrest all of the Twilight maniacs camping out.

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  3. Get ready Cleveland, the last man to screw you this hard then disappear was Lebron James.

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    Season 7: Episode 1

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