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Santa has seen your Facebook pictures. You’re getting clothes for Christmas.
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I’m going to set up Occupy Wall Street signs all over the local movie theatres, so the police will beat and arrest all of the Twilight maniacs camping out.
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“Get ready Cleveland, the last man to screw you this hard then disappear was Lebron James.”
—Barney Stinson
Season 7: Episode 1
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(via monstersliveinmyhead)
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